I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
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