the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
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