he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
The creeper at the bar just realized we have the same birthday and bought me four beers already. He walked off so I took his change and dashed, i'm bringing the case over now.
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
Randomize
