Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
we're so committed to being not committed
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
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