Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
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