I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
whose ass print is on the piano?
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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