For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
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