ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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