So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
Why is your signature on my underwear?
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
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