it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
i want to swaddle you in tequila
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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