You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
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