Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
She's like a pop up book from hell.
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
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