69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
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