I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
the texts you sent will act as the rosetta stone for all drunk people
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
Randomize
