Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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