it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
I woke up after 12 hours of being wildly intoxicated, got jizz on my face, and woke up in a different bed than I passed out in. My makeup is still perfect. I'm writing Revlon a thank you note.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
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