"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
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