I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
another moral hangover. fuck.
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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