Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
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