This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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