I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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