would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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