There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
There are leaves in my underwear?
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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