i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
Randomize
