I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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