watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
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