You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
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