idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
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