Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
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