have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
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