Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
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