you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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