I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
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