It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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