My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
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