And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
Latenightwjoannablackberrywontletmespaceitknowsimdrunk
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
i bought another $5 worth of vodka. with change. i look like a homeless alcoholic. i need your dino cups or else i'll be forced to make a giant jello bowl shot
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
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