I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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