She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
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