Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
I fell asleep while we were Skyping and woke up to his balls bouncing in front of the camera while he sang "Wakey Wakey!" over and over again. Merryfuckingchristmas.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
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