whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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