found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
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