i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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