If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
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