I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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