is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
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