I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
Randomize
