it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
saw my dad's penis on the x-ray last night. at least his hip wasn't broken
the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
Upon hearing of his newfound access to every orifice... even ones he just made up... the Grinch's penis grew three sizes that day.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
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