You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
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