Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night.
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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