ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Why the fuck was there a shirtless Mexican in my apartment this morning?
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
So much rum. So many feels.
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
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