we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
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