The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
They are going to name an STD after you.
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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