The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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