ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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