Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
I was officially considered the drunkest person in cuba when the bartender at the swim up bar made me wear a life jacket for 'safety purposes'
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
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