summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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